Magic Approaches.

“It means that of all God’s creatures a cat is at all times himself. When in the presence of a king, mere mortal man must bow and lady, curtsy. A dog, well trained, will grovel and beg. Horses wait patiently in the rain upon his pleasure. But a cat cares but for himself. He will walk into any room and stare you in the eye, be you king or clown and he will hold his own opinion of you. He will turn his back on you if you displease him, stand, sit, or walk away as is his will. And a king will tolerate this from a cat, but from no one else, since to protest would be the veriest waste of time.”
― D.L. Carter, Ridiculous!

Now, we asked ourselves: “Would D.L Carter slay us with a sword for creating a sample bio for her?”

“No,” we decided. “She will slay us with an axe.”

From the untamed wilds of Australia, where she was decanted from an ancient incubation pod (an event so traumatic it caused the local wildlife to demand a recount), D.L. Carter emerged as a force of literary chaos and creativity. With a wit sharp enough to slice through the densest of magical tomes, Carter has carved her name into the annals of fantasy literature with the fervor of a dragon claiming its hoard.

Once upon a time, in a land where coffee is currency and cats rule with an iron paw, D.L. Carter began her epic journey into the realms of the fantastical. Her tales mix the humor of a mischievous imp with the romance of a star-crossed elvish saga, creating a tapestry so vibrant, you’d swear it was woven by the Fates themselves.

Carter’s pen is mightier than a sword, especially when it comes to crafting Regency-era adventures with a twist of magic, or diving into the depths of paranormal romance where the only thing thicker than the plot is the fog of mystery. Her characters are as audacious as they are enchanting, often navigating worlds where the only law is the law of the absurd.

Now residing in New Jersey, in what can only be described as a magical box filled with toys, human companions, and a variable number of feline overlords, D.L. Carter continues to spin tales that are both ridiculous and profound. Her stories are a beacon for those who seek laughter amidst the chaos of alternate realities, where every page turn might just reveal a new layer of madness or a secret so sweet, it could only come from a world where dragons bake the best pies.

So, beware, ye who enter the realm of D.L. Carter’s imagination, for here be dragons, and they’re serving tea!