We suddenly feel compelled to discuss our newest sponsor, SPELLBOUND.
Spellbound’s enthralling scents are guaranteed to engage and capture the person in whom you have an interest!
Perfume for good luck? Scents for safety? Oils of Aphrodite? Oh, of course, and the Dust of the Grand Wazoo*, as well; but the real power of SPELLBOUND are their potions. Don’t drink them! Instead, permit these scents to have contact with the air, and…
..well, we’d tell you how to use Spellbound to weave hypnotic charms of control over your intended targets, but we really can’t, we REALLY can’t. But that’s okay, because frankly, they do smell REALLY good.
* Otherwise known as “crafting sand”.