“And sometime lurk I in a gossip’s bowl
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And, when she drinks, against her lips I bob,
And on her withered dewlap pour the ale.
The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
And “tailor” cries, and falls into a cough,
And then the whole choir hold their hips and laugh,
And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
A merrier hour was never wasted there.”
– William Shakespeare*
Some people will tell you that this is silly: Puck, after all, is a well-known historical Immortal who is busy gallivanting about the known Galaxy with a bunch of starry-eyed nogoodniks. He’s not real, and he’s certainly not going to show up here, of all places.
Actually, Puck always enjoys our Markets and has decided to fly in for the weekend. His wings would be very tired, if he had them.
But given the overall theme of our event, we are OF COURSE pretending to inform you that some sort of fictional character is going to be impersoned by some talented ordinary** human. It’s not ACTUALLY that Robin Goodfellow who has that persistent habit of throwing a girdle ’round the world’
Puck’s Tribal Affiliations
You will presumably be shocked to hear that Puck is generally affiliated with Fable. Not that we tell Puck where he can’t go. Not that we tell ANY of our guests where they can’t go, in general, at least not socially. (We’re not likely to say, “Don’t spend time in Albion.” We might say , “Don’t have kippers with Jack the Ripper.” You can hang out where and with whom you desire, so long as it’s not too likely to get you inhumed.)
You may have heard that Puck rules Fable. This is ridiculous. No-one runs Fable. Besides, it’s all well and good for Puck, who is fictional, to run something real, but what about our real panelists? Are we to require them to run something fictional, just to keep up?
IF Puck were secretly the ruler of a segment of our society, he would probably spend much of his time in Fable. He would probably host a little get-together on Friday night for both his existing coterie of fey and tricksters, and for whatever visitors from The Benightedly Normal World feel like hanging out. (Don’t be shy. We’re not going to suggest that everyone from Wonderplace is nice; but it’s a Marketplace. The people who don’t want to throw parties and meet people are busy at home plotting Revolution and Rebellion, although, since we’re not sure who’s in charge back home, we’re not sure against whom they’re rebelling.)
Do eat and drink before the Friday night gathering; Puck does tend to want to throw a fest, but he also tends to eat and drink everything before you get there. Oops. We’d like to say that this is a very secret gathering, but as we did just put it on our website, it’s less “this is a very secret gathering” and more “now we’ve got to tell Puck about it.” We’d like to tell you that this gathering will reveal the deepest secrets of Wonderplace Alpha, and it MIGHT, but we hope not, because we don’t know what they are, and most of us are just way too busy on Friday evening trying to keep the Hobbits out of the mushrooms.
Do come prepared to meet other people. Although we suppose that’s likely at most parties. Depending, at any rate, on your definition of ‘people’.
But Puck will be around everywhere, of course. (Not all at once; we hear that’s a movie, and we can’t afford the rights.)
We’re not actually sure what programming Puck will do, but as he is a largely fictional character, and we therefore find it relatively less terrifying to dictate his programming***.
The Great Guest of Honor Gathering
Yes! The famous event wherein we mix together as many of our Guests of Honor as we can manage to lasso convince to attend out of the obvious pleasures involved in meeting fans old and new and discussing various important matters of art, science, and pickle-formulating.
We always find it helpful to have this moot managed by someone fictional, like Puck, Anansi, or that drunken Monkey who keeps stealing our Peaches of Immortality; ordinary mortals are sometimes overawed by the sheer talent on display. Puck doesn’t really have that problem.
With anyone.
Ever.
Glamourbombing for Fun and Profit: Unleash Your Inner Magic
Welcome to our enchanting class, “Glamourbombing for Fun and Profit,” where we invite you to step into a world of wonder, creativity, and a touch of mischief. This unique course is designed for those who wish to explore the art of glamourbombing—a delightful practice that blends the whimsical with the extraordinary, leaving a trail of magic in everyday life.
What is Glamourbombing?
Glamourbombing is the act of creating and leaving behind small (relatively small; Wonderplace Alpha maaaaay be a very pointy, seven-acre glamourbomb)…leaving unexpeced, interesting magical surprises in public spaces to evoke a sense of wonder and enchantment in those who encounter them. Imagine stumbling upon a beautifully decorated note in a library book, a tiny fairy door on a tree, or a mysterious message that sparks curiosity and joy and, if you need kindling, sparks. These are the hallmarks of glamourbombing, where the mundane is transformed into the magical.
Course Overview
In this course, you will learn the fundamentals of glamourbombing, from its origins and philosophy to practical techniques and creative ideas. Our experienced instructors will guide you through each step, ensuring you have the skills and inspiration needed to create your own magical moments.
Course Highlights:
- Introduction to Glamourbombing: Understand the history and purpose of glamourbombing, and how it can bring joy and wonder to everyday life.
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- Materials and Tools: Discover the best materials and tools for your projects, many of which can be found around your home or in nature.
- Inspiration and Ideas: Get inspired with a plethora of ideas for your glamourbombs, from simple notes to elaborate installations.
- Ethical Considerations: Discuss the ethical aspects of glamourbombing, ensuring your creations are respectful and considerate of others.
- Sharing and Community: Connect with fellow glamourbombers, share your experiences, and become part of a supportive and creative community.
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Whether you’re an artist, writer, or simply someone who loves to make others smile, this course offers something for everyone. No prior experience is necessary—just bring your enthusiasm and a willingness to explore the extraordinary.
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* Poor Bill. All those penguins.
** Relatively normal.
*** This programming will almost certainly happen, even if Puck isn’t there.