Category: Marketplace

“Explore the enchanting world of Beautiful Things, where magic comes to life! Their offerings often include, but aren’t limited to:

• Wizard Hats: Perfect for any magical occasion, from spell-casting to ceremonial gatherings.
• Cloaks: Wrap yourself in mystery and elegance with our finely crafted cloaks.
• Wizard Wands: Choose your perfect wand, each one unique and charged with potential magic.
• Crystalized Flowers: Eternal beauty in glass-like form, these flowers are both art and nature preserved.
• Book Vases: A blend of literature and floral elegance, these vases turn your reading nook into a botanical wonder.
• Elf Ears: Step into another realm with our realistic and comfortable elf ears for all your fantasy adventures.
• Fingerless Gloves: Keep your hands free for spell work or any task while adding a touch of style.

Dive into a realm where fantasy meets craftsmanship at Beautiful Things.

“The secret to great jerky lies in the balance of spices and the quality of the meat. It’s an art form that every chef should master.”

– Anthony Bourdain

The Matt-Hat Jerky story began long before I was born. My Grandpa Kuplack was making some amazing jerky when my Dad was little. He did not sell it, but he gave it to everyone he liked.

(If you were one of those people, consider yourself lucky and if you knew him, but didn’t get any jerky, well, now you know why.)

Grandpa gave his secret recipe to many people and he told them “Shhh…I am only giving this recipe to you”. After Grandpa died in 2013 my dad compared the “Secret Recipe” he was given with the “Secret Recipe” many others were given only to find out that no one had been given the real secret recipe at all!

“Good old Grandpa! He is funny even now! I watched my Dad make some pretty good jerky trying to duplicate Grandpa’s. When I decided that I would like to start a business, making a Jerky business just made sense because I had helped my Dad make batches of jerky for so long. I started changing my Dad’s recipes around for a while until finally I had zeroed in on the flavor that I liked most. It is savory, chewy and delicious with just a little kick of heat. My sisters Kayla and Katrina (Twins – 3 years old than me) agreed to help with the business and we started making batches and selling them around the neighborhood and to the teachers and students at school. Since then this crazy jerky business has grown like crazy with reviews from chef icons Guy Fieri and Andrew Zimmern! Opening a store and selling more jerky than I ever thought possible is a lot to think about but it’s all good! Happy Chewing!”

~ MATT

p.s. Here are some Matt Hat flavors:

Here are the flavors of Matt-Hat Jerky:

• Original
• Spicy Original
• Black Truffle
• Slap Yo’ Grandma Spicy
• Sweet Heat
• Traditional Japanese Teriyaki
• Gourmet Keto Original
• Gourmet Keto Spice Original
• Gourmet Keto Black Truffle
• Gourmet Flank Spicy Original
• Gourmet Flank Mild Original
• Hatch Chile
• Roasted Garlic
• Gourmet Pinch Yo Grandma Spicy

These flavors offer a range from mild to intensely spicy, with unique gourmet options and those tailored for keto diets. Beloved by Orcs, Trolls, Goblins, Elves, and Pookas.

“Jerky is what happens when you take the essence of meat and concentrate it into a chewy, flavorful adventure.” – Emeril Lagasse,

Dreams of Wonderland is only 5 years old but my story starts in England. I have always been a fan of fandom so I wanted to make costumes to cosplay my favorite characters for Halloween and parties. I had grown up watching my Aunty sew and alter clothing and by the 90s, I had badgered her enough that she taught me. And with the fancy dress came the matching purses and bags.

After my move to America in 2015, I was gifted a sewing machine for Christmas, and it inspired me to start sewing again. It started with bags and accessories for friends and family, but I ultimately decided to start my own business, Dreams of Wonderland, in 2019. I landed on the name by combining my two favorites: Alice in Wonderland, and daydreaming. Since then, my business has grown to the success it is today and my brand can be found across the states.

Whether you find me online or at the local farmer’s market, one thing is certain, my bags are that of a dream.

“He who controls the spice controls the universe, but he who controls the baking controls the things which really matter.”

Good evening, sir or madam or etceteras, and allow me to introduce you to the marvel that is Beckster Bakes, a confectionery establishment with the soul of an age-old artifice, nestled in the quaint hamlet of Duanesburg.

In their splendid workshop, one finds not merely cakes, cupcakes, and pies, but relics of bygone culinary epochs, each with the warmth of a hearth-tended by the likes of a Grandma, a Mother, or a Great Aunt Sally. Their creations are not bound by the mere mechanics of baking but are infused with the alchemy of personalization, catering to the whims of even the most delicate of palates, such as those with dairy allergies, ensuring all may partake in the feast of flavors.

At the grand bazaar known as Wonderplace Alpha, Beckster Bakes shall present their steam-powered assortment, where each piece is a testament to their meticulous craftsmanship. They offer a catalogue of sweets, from the traditional to the avant-garde, all served with a touch of Victorian elegance. Their service extends beyond mere transaction; they engage in the art of conversation for bespoke orders, with options for delivery or rendezvous at a location most agreeable to their patrons.

Beckster Bakes, with its flavors of darkness and light, its blaze of brass and gears, invites you to indulge in the symphony of taste and tradition at Wonderplace Alpha.

And so, prepare yourselves for an adventure in gustatory delight, for when you visit Beckster Bakes, you will not simply taste; you will embark upon a journey through time, where each bite is an explosion of nostalgia, and each sip of tea a celebration of the past. Here, in this corner of the marketplace, the gears of history turn once more, offering you not just sweets, but a spectacle of flavors that dance on the tongue, promising to ignite your senses and leave you yearning for the next adventure in this wonderland of gastronomy!

Meet Christopher, Our Talented Renaissance Faire Portrait Artist

Step into a world where history and artistry collide at our Renaissance Faire, featuring the exceptional talents of our renowned portrait artist. Known for capturing the very essence of the Renaissance, our artist brings to life the charm, elegance, and individuality of every subject with each masterful stroke of the brush.

A Master of the Craft

Lord Deandrea is not just skilled in creating beautiful images, but also in evoking the spirit of the era. With a background steeped in art history and a passion for the Renaissance period, they seamlessly blend traditional techniques with a contemporary touch. Whether it’s a detailed likeness or a whimsical, fairy-tale portrait, the artist ensures that each piece is a timeless keepsake.

The Experience

Visitors to the Renaissance Faire are invited to sit for a portrait in an imaginary setting reminiscent of a 16th-century artist’s studio. You are encouraged to sit in your simple chair and visualize what the experience would be like in ancient days: Surrounded by rustic decor and rich textiles, you will feel transported back in time. The artist’s warm and engaging manner puts sitters at ease, making the experience enjoyable and memorable.

Custom Creations

Christopher offers a range of options to suit every guest. Choose from a quick sketch to capture the spontaneity of the moment, or a more detailed and elaborate painting for a truly exquisite work of art. Each portrait is customized to reflect the personality and style of the subject, incorporating elements such as period costumes, props, and backgrounds inspired by the Renaissance.

A Cherished Souvenir

A portrait by our Renaissance Faire artist is more than just a picture; it’s a treasured memento of your time at the faire. It serves as a beautiful reminder of the magic and wonder of the event, and a piece of history you can hang in your home.

Don’t miss the opportunity to have your likeness immortalized by our talented artist. Visit their booth at the Renaissance Faire and take home a piece of the past.

Welcome To The Temple Of The Shark

Rising to an awe-inspiring 5 1/2″ feet above the ground stands the awe-inspiring 200 ton solid gold statue small stuffed shark toy which lies at the heart of the great Temple.

Visitors often come to bring gifts of Sharks of all kinds – plastic ones, paper ones, toy ones, real live ones – to High Priestess of the Sharks, Lizzie Smash. Lizzie, in turn, takes the items with a slightly bemused look and then attempts to sell you a dried scorpion oddity.

Don’t forget to take a picture of the Shark and send it to Source @ WonderplaceAlpha.

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“How many scientists have written
The shark is gentle as a kitten!
Yet this I know about the shark;
His bite is worser than his bark.”
-Ogden Nash

Gracing Fable with her Selachimorphic presence, Lizzie Smash is a Goddess of Goddities and a Mistress of Oddities.

Absolutely nobody nobody we know nobody you know has been eaten by sharks after purchasing her wares;
And if anybody disappeared, well–
nobody cares.

ODDITIES HERE

“There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark.”
-Douglas Adams

Some oddities are found,
Some are made
All her wares are wonders,
Artfully displayed.