Why You Need To Support Authors And Purchase Their Books Or Else The Universe Will Explode Tomorrow

Tomes of power!


In this panel, you will meet some of our amazing authors, hear about the writing process, and understand that if you don’t spend a great deal of money on their tomes, all of Reality will be unmade, but hey, no pressure.

Step right up, bibliophiles, cosmic enthusiasts, and those who’ve ever wondered if their reading habits might perhaps be the key to universal destruction. Welcome the most pivotal panel at Wonderplace Alpha: “Why You Need To Support Authors And Purchase Their Books Or Else The Universe Will Explode Tomorrow.” Here, we’ll have a nice, cozy discussion with our authors about their work, art, writing in general, and the Universe ending.

The Panel Setup:

Imagine stepping into a room designed like the interior of a colossal, steampunk library where books don’t just sit on shelves; they orbit around you like planets around a star. The walls are adorned with gears that turn with each thought-provoking discussion, and authors, in their space suits, are perched on floating podiums.

Doesn’t that sound awful?

We’ll offer you a nice room with chair and such. It’s the people and the words that matter, after all.

Part 1: The Cosmic Impact of Fantasmic Literature

What would the world be like without Science Fiction and Fantasy literature?

Part 2: The Author’s Plight and Your Role

Wherein we meet our authors!

  • The Existential Crisis of Authorship: It’s hard enough to put words together on a page, virtual or otherwise. Ransoming them to a happy audience is a unique and challenging skill. It also helps to have great readers.
  • Writing For A Very Stressed Modern Audience.
  • Trying To Write The Future Faster Than We Can Invent It

Part 3: The Call to Action

Oh, go ahead…tell us why we ought buy your books!

  • The Economics of Existence: Sure illustrating how book sales correlate with the stability of time-space continuums.
  • Interactive Q&A: A chance for the audience to engage with bizarre questions like, “Can horror stories scare away dark energy?” or “Is there a genre that could prevent the heat death of the universe?” Answers will be a mix of playful speculation and real insights into literature’s influence.
  • The Art of Storytelling as Cosmic Glue: Discussion on how storytelling not only entertains but also binds the fabric of reality together, with each tale adding a thread to the cosmic tapestry.

Conclusion: The Real Stakes

As the panel concludes, the playful threats of universal doom will segue into a heartfelt appeal for the support of authors. The panelists will emphasize that while the universe might not literally explode, our cultural and intellectual landscape could certainly diminish without the continuous creation and consumption of literature.

“Every book you buy supports not just an author but the collective imagination of humanity. It’s about preventing the explosion of our shared consciousness, keeping the spark of creativity alive in an ever-expanding universe.”

Post-Panel Experience:

  • Book Signing: With each book signed, authors will offer a “Cosmic Stability Certificate,” humorously ensuring the buyer has contributed to universal harmony.
  • Photo Op: Capture your moment with a giant, mock book titled “How I Saved the Universe by Buying This Book.” Due to the whimsical nature of this universe, you might need to pose, send us your photo, and we’ll photoshop it for you. Compromise is key in the cosmos, after all.

This panel at Wonderplace Alpha is a quirky, yet profound reminder wrapped in humor of why we must support our creators. Because, in a way, they truly do keep our universe from exploding – both metaphorically and in the vibrant world of our collective imagination.

Genoveva Rossi

Genoveva Rossi

 “Genoveva Rossi is one of the best-known cult film stars in the world.”
~Clare Nixon of The Digital Dead (UK)

Genoveva Rossi has carved out a distinctive niche within the horror genre, earning her the revered title of “Scream Queen.” Her appearance at various horror-themed events, conventions, and film projects has not only solidified her status as a cult icon but also highlighted her versatility and deep connection to the horror community.

Rossi’s journey as a scream queen began with her love for horror from a young age, which naturally transitioned into her acting career. Known for her roles in films like “Herschell Gordon Lewis’ Bloodmania,” “Apocalypse Kiss,” and “Death House,” she has portrayed a wide array of characters, ranging from gypsies and witches to fortune tellers and soldiers. These roles showcase her ability to dive into the dark and macabre with authenticity and passion, traits that make her a beloved figure in horror circles. Her deep, sultry voice is often cited as one of her trademark characteristics, adding layers to her performances, whether she’s playing a psychopathic killer or a troubled mother.

Her guest appearances are events in themselves. At conventions like Scare-A-Con or the Birmingham Horror Con, where she has been a guest, Rossi engages with fans through activities that blend her acting prowess with her other talents. She has been known to perform tarot readings, leveraging her professional background as a psychic reader, which adds a unique dimension to her public appearances. Her involvement in such events also includes Edgar Allan Poe readings, further cementing her status as a multifaceted horror enthusiast.

Rossi’s visual style at these events is as captivating as her performances on screen. Often seen with dark, dramatic makeup and costumes that reflect her characters or pay homage to horror classics, she embodies the spirit of horror. Her love for the genre is visibly expressed through her attire, which can range from gothic elegance to outright terrifying, fitting perfectly with the atmosphere of horror conventions. Her interactions with fans are marked by her warm, engaging personality, contrasting yet complementing her on-screen personas

Her contributions extend beyond acting; Rossi is also a writer, contributing to horror magazines like UKHorrorscene.com and The Digital Dead with features titled “A Life in Blood: Tales of a Horror Queen” and “Genoveva Rossi’s Screaming Corner.” These writings give fans an intimate look into her life and the experiences that shape her work, from her adventures in horror to her reflections on the genre’s impact on her life.

Rossi’s presence at any horror event is a testament to her dedication to the genre. She not only entertains but also educates and inspires, often sharing insights into her craft, her love for horror, and her journey from a fan to an icon. Whether she’s discussing her roles, sharing stories from her acting career, or engaging in her other creative pursuits, Genoveva Rossi’s appearances are a celebration of horror’s enduring allure and its community’s passion. Her work continues to influence and inspire a new generation of horror fans and creators, ensuring her legacy as a scream queen will resonate for years to come.

The Unseen Library: Imaginary Books and Their Influences

Imaginary books!

Imaginary books have played a role in so much of our lives. The Necronomicon, for example, is quite real, as I’m sure you know; but Mr. Lovecraft’s fictionalized depiction of it has inspired a number of fascinating movies, television shows, works of art, cosmic horror summonings, and so forth.

So many works of creation are improved by the things they nearly contain, those liminal possibilities. “The Other Complete Works of William Shakespeare” contains “The Tempest II: The Revenge”, for example, which

Description: A discussion on books that are referenced in fiction but don’t actually exist, exploring how these imagined texts can influence real-world culture, art, architecture, futurism, art, and…pretty much everything else.

Possible Topics: We asked Captain Hook for help here.


Aye, gather ’round ye landlubbers, and listen to tales of the high literary seas:

  • The cultural impact of books that exist only in the minds of characters from other literary works: “Arr, ’tis like a phantom ship, known only through the yarns spun by other sailors. These books, never penned, yet they shape the seas of stories, guiding the winds of plot and character like a lighthouse in a storm.”
  • Imaginary books as a reflection of societal fears and desires: “Hoist the sails, for these books are like the deep, dark waters. They reflect what lies beneath society’s surface, fears as dark as the ocean’s depths, and desires as vast as the horizon, unspoken yet felt by every soul on deck.”
  • The role of unwritten books in fan fiction and fan culture: “Ye see, it’s like finding a treasure map with no X to mark the spot. These uncharted books spark the imaginations of fans, leading them to craft their own tales, much like a crew charting their own course through unknown waters.”
  • The philosophical implications of books that could exist but haven’t been written: “Aye, consider this, mateys: books that could be, but ain’t. It’s like pondering over the vast, empty ocean where no ship has sailed. What truths, what adventures lie in those unwritten pages? It’s philosophy on the high seas of the mind.”
  • Imaginary books as a metaphor for missed opportunities or unexplored possibilities in life: “Every sailor knows the sting of a port left unvisited, a treasure left unclaimed. These books are like that, a reminder of what could’ve been, the winds of ‘what if’ whispering through the sails, urging us to explore beyond the known charts.”

Now, back to yer duties, and may the winds of imagination ever fill yer sails!

Here are some bonus ideas:

  • Conceptual Books: In the Discworld, especially within the Library of Unseen University, there’s a notion that the library contains books that were never actually written in our reality. These might include:
    • Atlases of Imaginary Places: Maps and guides to lands that exist only in the imagination or in other dimensions.
    • Dictionaries of Illusory Words: Compilations of words that are either magical in nature, exist in languages spoken by mythical or imaginary beings, or are simply concepts that have never been given form in our world.
    • Spotter’s Guides to Invisible Things: Books that would teach one how to identify and understand things that are not perceivable by normal human senses, like ghosts, spirits, or the essence of magic itself.
  • L-Space Implications: The concept of L-Space (Library Space) suggests that every book that could ever be written exists in some form within the Library’s infinite dimensions. This includes works by authors who never finished their books, ideas that were never put to paper, or even stories that are dreamt up but never told.
  • Books as Living Entities: The magical nature of the Library means that some books might be considered “alive.” This could imply that they write themselves, or that they contain knowledge that evolves or changes over time, thus books that have not been written could still exist in a nascent form, waiting for someone to open them or for the right moment to come into being.
  • Cultural and Philosophical Reflections: This concept also serves as a commentary on the nature of knowledge and potential. Pratchett uses it to explore themes of what could be, the power of imagination, and how history and literature might diverge in different realities or dimensions.