Entertainment Updates

Gather ’round, all you music devotees and seekers of the sublime! Prepare yourselves for an unparalleled auditory journey as Fenix Rising Music graces the stage at Wonderplace Alpha!

Get Ready to Rock with Fenix Rising!

Prepare to be blown away as Fenix Rising takes the stage at our Music/Nerd Festival! This isn’t just any band; Fenix Rising is a fusion of rock, classic elements, and a touch of theatrical magic that will leave you spellbound. With their unique blend of rock fusion, metal, jazz, and theater, they’re set to ignite the night with their electrifying performance!

Fenix Rising has captured the hearts of music lovers with their original compositions and dynamic cover sets. Their music is a journey through time, blending the raw power of classic rock with the sophisticated layers of jazz and the dramatic flair of theater. Whether you’re here for the riffs, the solos, or the sheer energy, Fenix Rising promises a show that’s both a feast for the ears and a spectacle for the eyes.

Expect to hear tracks that resonate with the spirit of rock’s golden age, while also exploring new, uncharted territories. Their performances are not just concerts; they’re an experience, a narrative woven through music that will transport you to another dimension.

So, gear up, music and nerd enthusiasts! Fenix Rising is ready to soar, and we can’t wait for you to join us in this sonic adventure. Don’t miss out on what’s bound to be one of the festival’s highlights. Let’s rise together with Fenix Rising!

“Witches are the keepers of the moon, the weavers of dreams, and the guardians of the unseen magic.”
~Luna Mystique

The Witch Way Wanderers is a dance troupe operating under the leadership of Witch Walk SOSA. Dances are modeled after the Wolfshager Hexenbrut witch dance troupe of Wolfshagen, Germany. The Witch Way Wanderers dance troupe is comprised of amateur dancers of all ages and backgrounds who seek to bring the joy and fun of dance to others in the Saratoga/Upstate New York area. We provide our dance merriment and enthusiasm to public, non-profit and private events helping raise funds for charities. No fee is charged for non-profits or fundraising activities. For private and corporate events fees charged are funneled through Witch Walk SOSA for the benefit of animal welfare. Donations obtained are channeled through Witch Walk SOSA as well.

Our goal is to entertain, make you laugh and perhaps want to join in for a dance!

Greeting, Earthlings! The Wonderplace Alph Multi-Genre Faire Garb and Costume Parade Awaits!

Oh, the thrill of this festive wanderation, the one known as the Wonderplace Alpha Multi-Genre Garb and Costume Parade! We, your extraterrestrial visitors, are buzzing with excitement to witness and partake in this spectacular parade of your planet’s diverse cultural tapestry, where time, genres, and reality intertwine into a kaleidoscope of colors, textures, and boundless creativity!

Imagine, if you will, a procession where the garments of your species’ myriad histories and fictions come to life. From the medieval courts to the cyberpunk streets, from the serene elegance of the Regency era to the wild, untamed frontier of the Wild West. There will be nobles in elaborate gowns alongside space explorers in sleek, futuristic suits; warriors in ancient armor next to superheroes with capes billowing like cosmic nebulae.

But what truly excites us is your penchant for mixing the real with the fantastical across all genres! There will be knights mingling with wizards, pirates sharing tales with ninjas, and mythical creatures like dragons and elves walking alongside characters from your beloved sci-fi and fantasy narratives. This parade isn’t just a journey through your history; it’s an exploration through your collective imagination, where the boundaries of time and genre are joyfully crossed.

Your judges, with their keen eyes for detail, will award honors in categories that intrigue us: “Best Historical Accuracy,” for those who bring the past to life; “Most Creative Genre Blend,” for the most innovative and unexpected fusions; and “People’s Choice,” where your collective voices decide the winner, a concept so democratic it fascinates us.

And the music! From the lutes and harps of medieval times to the electric guitars and synthesizers of the modern era, the air will be filled with a symphony that we can only dream of in our sterile spacecraft. This sound will guide the parade, turning it into not just a visual spectacle but an auditory journey through your cultural and imaginative heritage.

We, from distant stars, are eager to participate, perhaps integrating our alien aesthetics with your Earthly attire from various genres. Whether we dress to blend in or to stand out, we look forward to this immersive experience, where every step is a story, every costume a character from the endless narratives of your kind.

To all Earthlings, whether you come in costumes of yesteryears, futuristic visions, or everyday wear, prepare for a celebration like no other. We are here to revel in your joy of shared imagination, where history, fiction, and fantasy are not just observed but lived. So, let’s step into this multi-genre tapestry together, where for a day, we can all be part of the grand human saga, or perhaps, start a new legend with our intergalactic presence. The Wonderplace Alpha Multi-Genre Garb and Costume Parade—truly an event for the cosmos!

The Night Of Definitely Not Summoning Cthulhu:
(Definitely not based on Writer’s Block For Cthulhu Cultists — Jeff Mach Writes.)

Gather, acolytes, under the starless night for the vaguely sacred Ritual of Definitely Not Summoning Cthulhu. We speak the forbidden words:

“PLEASE, CTHULHU, DON’T EAT US”

and so forth,

each syllable twisted with Hyperborean wisdom, ensuring the slumbering beast remains undisturbed. We trace the ancient eldritch symbols in the darkling air.

The Gathering in the Shadow of R’lyeh:

In this hallowed hall, we wear the robes of the ancient cultists, our garments a whisper of the depths, though our intent is far from the abyss. The air carries the scent of incense, not to summon, but to cloak our gathering in an air of playful mystique. We sip “The Elixir of the Deep,” dark in hue yet probably not poisonous, a nod to the rituals of old without the dire consequences except maybe death and being eaten by wombats.

We discuss the mythos in..did we already say “hushed tones”? Hushed tones again, then.

Ritual of Not Summoning Cthulhu:

Assemble in a circle around the makeshift altar, an old table draped in dark cloth. Light candles, their flames flickering with mock solemnity.

Chant:
“Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn… not!”

Draw a protective circle with chalk

Gesture:
Raise hands towards the sky, palms outward in a gesture of mock defense, then quickly lower them: “Just kidding!”

Invocation:
“From R’lyeh’s depths, we call not thee,
For tonight is for mirth, not eldritch glee.
Stay thy slumber, oh Great Cthulhu,
For our gathering is insufficiently cooked.”