Welcome To The Temple Of The Shark
Rising to an awe-inspiring 5 1/2″ feet above the ground stands the awe-inspiring 200 ton solid gold statue small stuffed shark toy which lies at the heart of the great Temple.
Visitors often come to bring gifts of Sharks of all kinds – plastic ones, paper ones, toy ones, real live ones – to High Priestess of the Sharks, Lizzie Smash. Lizzie, in turn, takes the items with a slightly bemused look and then attempts to sell you a dried scorpion oddity.
Don’t forget to take a picture of the Shark and send it to Source @ WonderplaceAlpha.
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“How many scientists have written
The shark is gentle as a kitten!
Yet this I know about the shark;
His bite is worser than his bark.”
-Ogden Nash
Gracing Fable with her Selachimorphic presence, Lizzie Smash is a Goddess of Goddities and a Mistress of Oddities.
Absolutely nobody nobody we know nobody you know has been eaten by sharks after purchasing her wares;
And if anybody disappeared, well–
nobody cares.
ODDITIES HERE
“There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark.”
-Douglas Adams
Some oddities are found,
Some are made
All her wares are wonders,
Artfully displayed.
