“The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our business in every generation is to reclaim a little more land, to add something to the extent and the solidity of our possessions. And even a cursory glance at the history of the human race shows that this has been the case—that every step in advance has been a step into the light.”
-Thomas Huxley
Prepare to be whisked away into a night of unparalleled revelry at our Not Necessarily Grand Steampunk Ball—a semi-spectacle of Victorian elegance, futuristic whimsy, nerds in sweat pants (we’re talking to you, Jeff Mach) and pulsating beats that defy the very fabric of time! Held in a magnificently adorned chamber (crafted with boundless imagination and a shoestring budget), this is no mere gathering—it’s a portal to an alternate era where steam reigns supreme and all are invited to join the dance.
At the heart of this extraordinary evening is the legendary DJ Ozno, the Original Time-Traveling Steampunk DJ, whose mastery of sound spans HOUSE, TRANCE, DUBSTEP, and beyond. Known for electrifying crowds at the Big River Steampunk Festival—America’s grandest outdoor steampunk celebration in Hannibal, Missouri—DJ Ozno doesn’t just spin tracks; he conjures an atmosphere, blending beats with a flair that’s as boundless as a rip in the chronosphere. Expect a sonic journey that’ll have gears grinding and corsets swaying!
YOU can wear what you want. Steampunk or otherwise, complicated or simple. (But please do wear clothing, unless you’re an otter.) Our cast of steampunk luminaries will dazzle in resplendent attire—think top hats towering like smokestacks, gowns glittering with brass and grit, and goggles gleaming with untold stories. But fear not, for this ball is a haven for all—whether you arrive in full regalia, a humble vest-and-trousers combo, or whatever your wardrobe whispers to you. From seasoned airship captains to curious first-timers, every soul is welcome to revel in the magic.
The room may be humbly decked, but the spirit is grand—draped in thrift-store treasures, twinkling lights, and a dash of DIY ingenuity that screams steampunk soul. This is your chance to dance, mingle, and lose yourself in a night where the ordinary meets the extraordinary. So polish your boots, adjust your monocle (or not!), and step into the Grand Steampunk Ball—where the only rule is to embrace the wonder!